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nickname   - all those funny botched nicknames
typo       - similar
mischan    - ditto
armon      - he's a funny guy!
death spam - there's a few unusual ones
puns       - Saorise hates them
dnd        - Stuff related to D&D
faq        - The Threshold RPG FAQ

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-{Citizen}- Etrival: I think Olivia likes her KitNipBox.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: Who is Olivia?
-{Citizen}- Etrival: My cat.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: Last name,  Twist?  :P
-{Citizen}- Karal: Sir K. fucking Itten
-{Citizen}- Khalid: first Etrival needs to make her a surcoat. Then she can
            have a surname.
-{Citizen}- Karal: Are you sur?
-{Citizen}- Alumsaye chuckles
-{Citizen}- Khalid: very - it's a big sur.
-{Citizen}- Karal: Sur-prising.
-{Citizen}- Leveth places his face in his open palm despairingly.
-{Citizen}- Khalid: it's understandable. We're openly punning, but if we do
            it secretly, things get surrepitious
-{Citizen}- Rosuav looks out at citizen, surveying the punscape
-{Citizen}- Karal: Good day good sur.
-{Citizen}- Karal pats Rosuav on the back
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Be careful, Karal, you're surrounded here
-{Citizen}- Everon grins at Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I know, Everon. It's getting surreal.
-{Citizen}- Everon agrees wholeheartedly with Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Khalid: it certainly is
-{Citizen}- Karal: Oh my. I needed over sur-ty seconds to come up with a
            counter.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I wish Vrai were here. We need some surly responses.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: I counter your counter with . . just kitchen counter.
            :P
-{Citizen}- Karal: Kitchen counter? Where's my s- *ducks out*
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Alright. Unless there's a sudden surge of responses,
            I'm going to cease this surfeit of puns.
-{Citizen}- Khalid: so you're going to put a surcharge on puns, Ros?
-{Citizen}- Leveth: On the surface, it seems like a good idea
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah probably. It's the only way my wallet will
            survive.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav keeps his budget under surveillance.
-{Citizen}- Khalid nods - you need to keep a surplus
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Absolutely. If legitimate puns become too expensive, I
            might need to look for some form of surrogate.
-{Citizen}- Leveth: So you can surround the good ones, keep them in
            reserve?
-{Citizen}- Khalid: this has gone from just surdity all the way to
            absurdity
-{Citizen}- Leveth applauds Khalid.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And harass them until they surrender, Leveth.
-{Citizen}- Leveth: Think Khalid won that one, surely
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Agreed. We're not going to surpass that.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: *Pours Surfur on the bunch.*  :p
-{Citizen}- Leveth tsks at Jazny
-{Citizen}- Leveth gives Jazny a good spanking!
-{Citizen}- Khalid will henceforth refer to Jaz at "Surfur Girl"
-{Citizen}- Jazny: HEY!  It had s u r in it.  Counted.  <.<
-{Citizen}- Leveth sings .o( She's just a surfer girl )o.
-{Citizen}- Karal: I count a surplus of puns.
-{Citizen}- Karal: I surmise it'll be over soon.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yes. Finding ones that haven't been used yet is
            becoming an in-surmountable problem.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: Surprise,  it isn't done yet!   lol.
-{Citizen}- Leveth places his face in his open palm despairingly.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: This channel is locating these puns with surgical
            precision.
-{Citizen}- Leveth: Damnit, Rosuav, I was typing one out with that
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's a contest of typing speed. Only the fastest
            survive.
-{Citizen}- Leveth: Aye, or I can claim you as my surrogate and claim your
            puns as my own
-{Citizen}- Karal: Don't des-purr. As long as we do surreptitious
            advertising I expect another surge of lots of pun.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I already did that one! I should get reuse in-surance.
-{Citizen}- Jazny: Surely it has been used before.  lol.



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You say, "Now's not really a good time for finding people"
You say, "Only weird ones like us are awake"
Pandrel nods
Twimbleflick says to Catfolk, "Well, since I *totally* want to avoid the
     weird ones, who are you?"
Twimbleflick says, "I am Twimbleflick, the bard."
Pandrel says, "I'm nobody"
Twimbleflick says, "Well that's not a name."
You say, "Sure it is"
You say, "For a long time, Nobody was a churchmate of mine"
Pandrel says, "and on the boats, Nobody rides for free."
You say, "Frequently, Nobody is awake in the psions guild apart from me."
Twimbleflick says, "You're taking a story centuries old and repurposing it
     for right now."
Pandrel says, "nobody's doing that"
You say, "You could call him Pandrel if you like."
Twimbleflick says, "if you don't want to talk about your name, I guess
     that's fine."
Pandrel says to Rosuav, "but what would Pandrel think about that, confusing
     him with nobody?"
You say to Pandrel, "Nobody would confuse you with Pandrel"
Twimbleflick says, "I guess psions are huge about mental funnygames?"
You say to Twimbleflick, "Nobody enjoys mindgames more than I do"
Pandrel says, "it's true"
Pandrel leaves south.
You say, "Nobody is more interested in this conversation than I, but I'm
     going to disappear for a bit."
<leave, come back a short while later>
You say to Pandrel, "After you and I left, was Nobody here with
     Twimbleflick?"
Pandrel says to Rosuav, "I wasn't here. I won't be here.Was the kestrel
     here? Nobody knows."
You say, "Though Joe might have kicked him out. Nobody dislikes coffee."



[MIND] The collective mind grows as Casstien's mind awakens...
[PSION] Casstien muses: Hello hello
[PSION] Herc wee rosuav
[PSION] Herc runs around Rosuav screaming, "WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
[PSION] Herc wheee casstien
-{Citizen}- Herc: i so can't type



-{Citizen}- Lunarie: Let me grab a boat so I can check but I should be up
            for both.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav gives it a thumbs up.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Sounds good to me
-{Citizen}- Lunarie: I vote wait!  Group hug while we go!
-{Citizen}- Lunarie bangs her head against her desk.
-{Citizen}- Rileska: I give up.
-{Citizen}- Rileska: Oh wow...
-{Citizen}- Rileska: I really give up.
-{Citizen}- Rileska flails about wildly!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav hugs Rileska



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Jontarr twiddles his thumbs
Jontarr drops glowing orb.
-> Jontarr starts making shadow puppets in the orb light
-> Rosuav places his hands ever so casually on the table in front of him....
   letting the shadows play on them
-> Jontarr makes a shadow duck that pecks at your hand
-> Rosuav yanks his hand away from the duck in mock pain
-> Jontarr keeps making different shadow puppets. A bird, a dog, a...wait,
   what? How the heck did he just make a shadow puppet of a pirate ship
   being attacked by a dragon?
Jontarr completes a series of somatic motions and strange verbalizations.
     shadow shimmers into existence!
You say, "Always knew you magely types had a way with glowing orbs. Huh."
Jontarr looks at shadow
Jontarr says, "sure do"
> l shadow
This shadow seems to shift and bend in a way to be a very well crafted
pirate ship, under attack by a dragon.
-> Jontarr seems to be having way to much fun making shadow puppets
Jontarr says, "gotta do something to entertain ourselves"
You say, "Jontarr, how old are you?"
Jontarr says, "21"
Jontarr says, "but I was born 49 years ago"
You say, "It's time you start acting your age then."
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
You say, "Now THAT's what I'm talking about"
You say, "That's proper adult shadow puppets. COMBAT!"
Jontarr says, "I'm a pro"
You say, "Now, let me show you what my bubble can do."
A bubble of elastic air surrounds you.
A hollow WHUMPH resounds as your Inertial Barrier grows and thickens.
-> Rosuav reshapes his bubble into a sail.
-> Rosuav makes the sail billow as if in a great wind. "Come at me,
   pirates!"
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
Jontarr says, "arrrrr"
-> Rosuav's sail warps as the balls hit it
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
-> Rosuav sends a small bubble of coherent air back at the pirates.
You say, "A dragon on the one side, and a licensed man'o'war on the other.
     These pirates ain't got a chance!"
You yell: Down with piracy!
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
-> Rosuav looks at his bubble. "Wait. How do I have a sail without a mast?"
The shadow pirates scream in pain "Arrr! It be burning me timbers!"
Jontarr says, "I'm not even gonna make a mast joke"
-> Rosuav stands Pangal up in the middle of the sail. "Green mast, green
   mast, show me the way..."
The shadow crew of the shadow pirate ship fires shadow cannon balls at the
     shadow dragon
The shadow dragon breaths shadowy fire on the shadow pirate ship
You say, "Hey pirates, ever been hit in the head with a slice of lemon
     wrapped around solid gold?"
You say, "It's expensive, and bad for the head."
Jontarr laughs
Jontarr waves his hand, and shadow shimmers out of existence.



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                         Dornel and Yansa are wed!                        


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Pious monk says, "You know, I used to be an adventurer like you."
You say, "Oh?"
Emblay looks at Monk.
Kiyaneh says, "Oh really?"
-{Citizen}- Kiyaneh places her face in her open palm despairingly.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Oh hush. War injuries are a thing. Keep it IC.
Pious monk says, "No. An old man likes to dream though."
-{Citizen}- Kiyaneh: I am, I am.
You chuckle "hehehehe"
Emblay laffs out loud!
Kiyaneh smirks in amusement
Emblay says, "thank you"
Aylana smirks in amusement



-{Citizen}- Malacasta: Gonna take my kid paintballing on the holidays. I
            hope she likes it.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: I like your thinking Malacasta.  Teach the wee one how
            badass you are now before she becomes a mouthy teenager.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: "This is a paintball of Belphegore." *fires flaming
            paintball* "This is a paintball of Loviatar." *fires frozen
            paintball*
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Loviatar are extra hard for a bit more love.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: "This is a paintball of Gethsemane." *fires
            paintball in the eye on the way home*
-{Citizen}- Callerre: I imagine they're all paintballs of Loviatar. Those
            things hurt.
-{Citizen}- Broktre grins at Callerre
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Bastites don't shoot them, but fondle all day long.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Broktre, possibly. But Lovite frozen paintballs are
            gonna hurt even if you're wearing full platemail.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Vishnav paintballs are fired only at people they call
            "evil". That is, anyone not on the team.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Erosian paintballs are all about protecting the fort.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Setites don't fire paintballs. They fire anthraxballs.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Geths send out the hot chick to give up and as all the
            boys run to take her hostage with glee, they leap from the
            shadows and shoot them.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Geths are also not against shooting you while the
            instructor is explaining how the guns work.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Elaborate Geths will rig your guns to shoot backwards.
-{Citizen}- Falcore: Ros must know my friends.
-{Citizen}- Broktre: Geths also shoot their allies for the laughs?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Chronite paintballers shoot the clock so you can't see
            how much time there is in the round.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: calypsian paintballs shoot straight up and hope for
            the best?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Mortisians shoot real bullets.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Herastians don't shoot you; they're the ones who hand
            out guns and ammunition so everyone can have fun.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: lovite paintballers shoot spiders instead of paint.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Vivorian paintballs deal negative amounts of damage.
-{Citizen}- Hobdart: vivorians shoot polysporian paintballs.



Regus [trivia] MudRammer sounds familiar. What are we breaking?
Rosuav [trivia] It wants to parse semicolons as command separators
Alumsaye [trivia] semi colon makes it start a new line
Regus [trivia] Cog top left
Regus [trivia] advanced
Regus [trivia] Command seperateor
Regus [trivia] There is an option to turn it off under the exact same place



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-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: Is that a sex thing?
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek thinks it's a sex thing.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Even here on citizen, no it's not
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek thinks Rosuav is playing hard to get.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: No, I'm quite available to GET, to POST, to PUT, to
            HEAD, and even to OPTIONS, but you have to comply with the
            specs.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek inserts his 3.5" floppy into Rosuav's drive
-{Citizen}- Connacht: I feel dirty now.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Nice try. I have a strict policy about old media.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: Shit, the disk is corrupted.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: Is the policy sexytimes?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: The policy is: No Eidenhoeks allowed.
-{Citizen}- Connacht: Rosuav, quit fucking with Eidenhoek's brain. You
            broke it.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek gets exasperated.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek is Sighdenhoek.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Let me make one thing crystal clear to you, Eidenhoek.
            I tolerate you because you are sometimes funny, but do not
            emote sexuality with me, especially not in ways that imply
            success. I *will* block you, or worse.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Got it?
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: Uh...k?
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: Crydenhoek?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Now go play at the kiddies table.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: NO
Connacht [court] hahahaha
Jontarr [court] I think...Eidenhoek, Just got bitch slapped by Rosuav
Rosuav [court] He gets very tiresome. How do you respond to an emote that
     implies success?
Connacht [court] I like Rosuav slightly more now
[court] Connacht nods
Jontarr [court] Rosuav "went off on someone"
Jontarr [court] I don't disagree with you Rosuav.
Connacht [court] > pcrush eidenhoek
Jontarr [court] you know. Connacht has a point
Rosuav [court] Pretty much, Connacht
Rosuav [court] There are rules about IC emotes that presume a reaction from
     the other person. Presuming a non-reaction is pretty much the same.
-{Citizen}- Eidenhoek: they won't give me the crayons.
Connacht [court] The irony of moving conversation to here, is that we
     actually left Eidenhoek at the kiddies table, in spite of his saying
     no.



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[PSION] Flen muses: HAHAHA! FUCK YOU YOU USELESS DEMON!

Flen rescued the Farmer and his wife from their demon!



Veryan takes a seat at booth number one.
Anarious says to Callerre, "when did you defeat your first fire giant,
     Callerre?"
You say to Anarious, "Pre-natally, I suspect"
Callerre giggles
Veryan enters.
Anarious chuckles
Callerre says, "Yes, I will go with in the womb."
Callerre nods sagely
Veryan peers about quizzically
Veryan says, "What a moment to walk back in."



Lorendal looks at Dox.
Lorendal says, "What lord do you seek Cleric?"
Lorendal says, "Worship rather."

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              Chronos, Goddess of Time, Fate, and the Inevitable              

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Iynihd says, "Well that answers that"



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              Syndria has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!            


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              Aleric has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!              


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              Jontarr has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!            


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              Zephora has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!            


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              Leveth has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!              


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              Tiella has been elevated to the status of Hegemon!              


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-=< Trumpets proudly announce >=-

-=< Zossiz has joined the ranks of the Templar Guild! >=-



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-{Citizen}- Kilandra: If I am lucky enough to discover something, and
            that's a big if, who wants a species? It'd be a crab if that's
            a deciding factor
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: A crab, eh? I recommend calling it "Spencer Street".
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: They renamed Spencer Street Station to "Southern Cross
            Station", and the announcements always sound like "Southern
            Crustacean".
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's time for some payback.
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: Some of the species have epic names already
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: Pie crust, Viking, Pebble... I want a Cindrax crab
            that's huge and eats things whole. Or a super cute but
            functionally useless Kilandra crab
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: That stitches a pattern to its knee.
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: I upgraded the other day. I superglued my hand to the
            carpet at work
-{Citizen}- Rosuav laughs
-{Citizen}- Eodan has a blank look on his face.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I should apologize for that being the one thing I most
            know about you, but it's just so utterly awesome that I am not
            sorry.
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: It's my favorite thing you've got on me
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's my favorite thing that I've got on you, too.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Did I tell you I immortalized you into my D&D campaign?
-{Citizen}- Eodan: there are warnings on things for a reason, now we know
            the reason
-{Citizen}- Eodan points at Kilandra
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: No!? Oh my gosh! Really? I'm squealing
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: >>> So named because, as an apprentice, she once pinned
            a paper flower pattern to her leg by mistake, Kiribana is a
            high end seamstress and clothing designer. Her business is most
            likely threatened by the now-ruling dragon; yet she does not
            give in to demands, and will fight - in secret when possible,
            for safety - against Tanrut. <<<
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: (It's from the Japanese "切り花" = "cut flowers")
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: Well the carpet was lifting, so my boss said glue it
            down. SO I did, but when I pushed the carpet down the glue
            oozed out and glued my hand to the floor
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: http://rosuav.com/1/?id=677
-{Citizen}- Kilandra: The fly in the bath one is also good



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Milliana [ooc] Okay let's see how close I can get to this guy.
DMR [ooc] Right on top, but he'll AOO you into next week
Milliana [ooc] Hmmm...jump kick?
Milliana [ooc] Oh what the hell? I'm feeling lucky...or crazy...
DMR [ooc] Awesome!
[ooc] Idarafain places bets.
You say to Idarafain, "500 gold pieces on the cultist."
Quetanskel [ooc] Uh-oh. When Idarafain starts betting... actually things
    sometimes go amazingly well.
Quetanskel [ooc] On the other hand, when the DM starts betting...
Milliana rushes at the hobgoblin before suddenly jumping and aiming the
    dreaded Boot to Da Head!
DMR [ooc] Das Boot?
[ooc] Dungeon Master drops a coin in the reference jar with a CLINK.
[ooc] Dungeon Master drops a coin in the pun jar with a CLINK.
Milliana [ooc] Shall I roll a jump check for this?
Milliana [ooc] Eh here we go
[ROLL] Milliana (jump) rolls d20: 5
[ROLL] Milliana (jump) adds a bonus of 6
[ROLL] For d20+6, Milliana (jump) totals: 11
Milliana [ooc] Not much height on it...but it is a running start.
[ROLL] Milliana (Boot to Da Head!) rolls d20: 9
[ROLL] Milliana (Boot to Da Head!) adds a bonus of 11
[ROLL] For d20+11, Milliana (Boot to Da Head!) totals: 20
Milliana [ooc] Oops.
Milliana [ooc] Missed ma kick...hmmm...is the cultist laughing badly enough
    that he can't focus?
[ooc] Dungeon Master laughs lightly, "hehehe".
You say, "Milliana sails through the air like an eagle..."
You say, "... piloting a blimp."
You drop a coin in the reference jar with a CLINK.



[PSION] Aenoa muses: How is the collectice?
[PSION] Rosuav muses: It's going well. Solid water collections are on the up
        and up, although public response has been cold.
[PSION] Aenoa snickers
[PSION] Aenoa muses: I did miss your puns
[PSION] Rosuav grins
[PSION] Jibrael muses: Pardon her lisp, she meant 'Buns'.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I'm not in that line of business, Jibrael, no point
        trying half-baked innuendo on me.
[PSION] Aenoa giggles
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Jibrael always wanteds to rise to that occasion though.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I'm happy to meet him pun for pun. After all, I'm just
        loafing around anyway.
[PSION] Aenoa sighs and smiles "I missed this, gives me time to ryelax."
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Well, we can't hold you here. You have to sow your wild
        oats, eh?
[PSION] Jibrael muses: Sweet Aether, yu guys are right on it.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I'm sorry Jibrael, but the yeast you could do is to try.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: True, but sometimes these things are ingrained.
[PSION] Tiella muses: Why is this happening.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Blame Aenoa, she started it, I kneaded merely to follow.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Hey! Doughn't blame it on me.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: What, can't take a little criticism? You ARE a delicate
        flour.
[PSION] Imke muses: Sorry Jibrael totally passed out
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Ah, he just couldn't let things settle.
[PSION] Jibrael muses: It's okay, you wouldn't be on one of those no carb
        diets by chance, it may be the underlying cause.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: We should probably stop, some members of the guild get a
        little crusty.
[PSION] Aenoa snickers
[PSION] Tiella muses: I am only crusty when I thicken my skin.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Agreed. These jokes are getting a little moldy
[PSION] Rosuav muses: If we're not careful, we'll find we're just feeding off
        each other anyway.
[PSION] Aenoa smiles "I really did miss this."

... shortly after, I get a chance to reference All'alba sorgerò ...

[PSION] Jibrael muses: I haven't slept since last week embarassingly.
[PSION] Jibrael muses: I bready to pass out?
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Those jokes are a bit stale Jibrael
[PSION] Jibrael muses: Noooo I am infected now... I just need to bake it to a
        bunk.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I know, yes I know, you'll set like the sun...
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Because then, because then, you'll rise at dawn!
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Sorry, I just can't let it go.
[PSION] Jibrael muses: The irony is the the thing keeping from sleep is all
        the food I have.
[PSION] Aenoa looks around for Ailise
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Why her?
[PSION] Aenoa muses: The puns always bothered her.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: That's right, they did too.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: It is a shame too.
[PSION] Jibrael muses: We are a gluten for a good laugh andnshe is simply
        alegic to our finensense of humor?
[PSION] Rosuav muses: You need to get your brain sorted out a bit, Jibrael...
        you knead sleep.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You know, sometimes these jokes take a while to activate
        this. It's a good thing I didn't promise to match you pun for pun,
        Aenoa, or I'd be eating my words about now.
[PSION] Jibrael muses: Very nice.
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: we could switch to Disney puns and give you a better
            playing field Rosuav
-{Citizen}- Vrai groans
-{Citizen}- Vrai: not the puns again Ros.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav grins at Aenoa
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: You should see the Psion channel
-{Citizen}- Aenoa snickers
-{Citizen}- Vrai twitches
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: This is like Rosuav's bread and butter.



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-{Citizen}- Aenoa: What was that, I was too busy singing to the beauty and
            the beast soundtrack
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: OMG Do you know they have they gray stuff at Disney
            restaurants???
-{Citizen}- Tyren: the grey stuff actually is really good. went to the Be
            Our Guest restaurant last year during anniversary vacation
-{Citizen}- Mellisande: Is it like a mousse Tyren?
-{Citizen}- Tyren: kind of. its pretty much like a thick icing off the top
            of a cupcake



-{Citizen}- Daekyn: I've seen too much shit. I don't think anyone can post
            anything on Thresh that disturbs me
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Daekyn: http://rosuav.com/1/
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: I love how two of the newest ones sprung from me
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: I think I should start making more puns
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, but we could avoid the Disney ones when Ailise is
            around. Since she isn't at the moment, though, be my guest!
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: Be your guest? Put your service to the test?
-{Citizen}- Scipio: I haven't heard that song in ages but now I have it
            stuck it in my head.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Definitely. Most of my /etc/services will be hidden by
            my firewall, but you're welcome to try. I did kill the BEAST a
            while ago.
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: Well isn't that a Beauty
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: It's a little unsatisfactory to stick to just one
            movie, though. I want so much more than we've apparently got
            planned.
-{Citizen}- Seridia ponders Rosuav's inner being.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: What?
-{Citizen}- Seridia: noooooothing
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: Best not to think about it.
-{Citizen}- Aenoa: Well. The seaweed is always greener
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Seridia, Daekyn's right. I'm combining IT and Disney,
            which go together very well (Big Hero 6 used Python
            extensively), but it's still fairly high nerdery. It's a whole
            new world out here, you know.



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[PSION] Rosuav peers quizzically at Kiyaneh
[PSION] Kiyaneh peers quizzically at Rosuav
[PSION] Aenoa muses: peer Aenoa
[PSION] Aenoa peers quizzically at herself
[PSION] Keiko peers quizzically at Tamlia
[PSION] Tamlia peers hotness over the lands
[PSION] Aenoa muses: The Psion guild Everybody!
[PSION] Keiko muses: ...I see a psionic staring contest isn't what it seems to
        be.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Yes, it isn't how it a-peers
[PSION] Kiyaneh giggles at her own joke.
[PSION] Keiko muses: ...
[PSION] Tamlia muses: If only there was peer-to-peer matches
[PSION] Keiko muses: peer-to-peer staring contests?
[PSION] Tamlia muses: That would be appering.
[PSION] Tamlia muses: Err. Apeering. Hang on I can do this.
[PSION] Tamlia giggles
[PSION] Keiko muses: Apurring?
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: That sounds purrfect.
[PSION] Tamlia muses: Might be a meowful
[PSION] Keiko muses: I heard those staring contests can get pretty catty.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I thought I herd a punning contest happening...
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: It always seems like I'm going to lose punning
        contests, but I claw my way back
[PSION] Keiko muses: I'll claw your back
[PSION] Keiko muses: I mean what?
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Please
[PSION] Aenoa giggles
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Let's stick to puns, not threats. The whole kitten
        caboodle of violence is unnecessary.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Threat? I hoped it was a promise.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Ah, that's alright then. No claws for alarm.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Anyway. You're pun-ctual as ever with your jokes,
        Rosuav.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Thank you, Kiyaneh. It's purrly a matter of timing.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Where did Keiko go? Did somebody whisk-er away?
[PSION] Keiko muses: I'm just not feeling very punny.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: It's okay, we're here fur you.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Though if you do feel like contributing, I'm sure you'll
        find it very rewording.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Agreed. None of us Mind puns here.
[PSION] Keiko muses: Does that count?
[PSION] Aenoa muses: But please be thoughtful
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Most of us are fairly full of our own thoughts... or
        full of ourselves, it's sometimes hard to distinguish.
[PSION] Keiko muses: It does take a heightened awareness to know the
        difference.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Aye. It'd be quite the ego-whip to realize that your
        thoughts are empty.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You guys should probably get some feedback on your jokes
[PSION] Keiko muses: I was just thinking the same thing!  It's like we're
        twins!  How haunting is that?
[PSION] Aenoa muses: What can I say. I can detect minds
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Haunting? Don't panic, it's probably just just a dream
        anyway.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Thanks Aenoa, but I don't know that anyone knows better
        how psions ought to conduct ourselves.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: We do have quite a focus on language here, which is
        always a good thing. It's like one big group mind.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You guys really want to cannibalize these jokes don't
        you.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Yeah, sorry about that, Aenoaa. We're running on
        inertial now, can't be stopped.
[PSION] Keiko muses: No one finds this agitating?
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: As long as nobody loses their temper, we'll be okay.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: well if you carry on, I might just start getting a temper
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Hahahah
[PSION] Kiyaneh gives Aenoa a high-five!
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Ahh, such timing. I love your precision!
[PSION] Aenoa hi5 kiyaneh
[PSION] Keiko muses: I don't get it.  Maybe I'm just dense...
[PSION] Rosuav muses: It's like you're twins!
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You just need to gaze deeper at the meaning
[PSION] Tamlia muses: If only I had the influence here to whip my ego back
        into the purification process.
[PSION] Keiko muses: I'll just thrust my mind as deep as it can go.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: We're stuck here now. There's no going back. We can't
        control the curse!
[PSION] Kiyaneh peers quizzically at Keiko

[PSION] Tamlia muses: Time to hammer out the mindlink.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Kiyaneh, this is nothing but a projection of your own
        fears.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: it'll take a memory wipe to forget this.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I could spare you the pain of all this with an enhanced
        memory wipe, but then you might not know you have powers.
[PSION] Rosuav nods at Aenoa
[PSION] Rosuav gives Aenoa a high-five!
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Hahah
[PSION] Aenoa muses: I'm on fire today
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: Careful you don't incinerate yourself
[PSION] Keiko muses: That was a cold incinerate joke, Kiyaneh.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Keiko, the use of ice has its advantages. It's
        structured all along a hex.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: I'll just freezedry myself insted Kiyaneh
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: We can probably net ourselves a few more jokes before
        we run out.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: We should be able to detect some life in the old puns
        yet.
[PSION] Keiko muses: You're totally losing me.  Could someone please interpret
        him for me?
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Keiko, you could cheat and pick up a scroll to read.
[PSION] Keiko muses: Eh, I'd lose my gaze.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: I'm just waiting for this whole conversation to detonate
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: The weight of all these psychic puns are crushing me
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Aenoa, that won't happen soon, you'll get far warning.
[PSION] Aenoa muses: On a side note. 5 fish caught in a row.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: What are you, a neurosturgen?
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Now these jokes are a whole new can of worms
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: You're just trying to bait us into more puns aren't
        you?
[PSION] Rosuav muses: I hope they're full-sized jokes, Aenoa, not the little
        shrimp.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: You cod have given us some warning!
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You fell for it hook link and sinker.
[PSION] Keiko muses: I'm certainly hooked.
[PSION] Mylana grunts
[PSION] Aenoa muses: Just need to reel you in now
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Mylana's wishing she could be cast far from here.
[PSION] Mylana muses: Yes.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Give us some slack, it's not all THAT often we tug your
        chain.
[PSION] Kiyaneh muses: This is a punning contest of epic portions.
[PSION] Keiko muses: Come on, Rosuav, show some respect to your Elders.
[PSION] Mylana muses: It is just noise.
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Alright. I'm calling an end to this. We can filet this
        under 'P' for puns, and never look on it again.



[PSION] Aenoa muses: Yes I think I'm gonna like it here.
[PSION] Kireen muses: oh here's a great place to be
[PSION] Rosuav whispers to Gorn, "We got Aenoa!"
[PSION] Rosuav dances off to Ailise and whispers to her, "We got Aennie!"
[PSION] Aenoa muses: You've a friend in me.
[PSION] Ailise muses: There are days....
[PSION] Gorn dances in Androctonian fashion, "We got Aenoa!"
[PSION] Aenoa muses: There are indeed days
[PSION] Rosuav muses: Alright, enough with the dancing, I think. Let it go,
        Gorn.
-{Citizen}- Ailise: Damn it Ros!
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: She started it!
[PSION] Aenoa muses: I dont think he can hold it back anymore
[PSION] Rosuav muses: This is what it is to be a psion, eh Aenoa? It's a whole
        new world...
[PSION] Aenoa muses: A new fantastic point of view
[PSION] Gorn sighs, "Well it is back to our hard knock life training Mind,
        Body, Spirit and Soul."



-{Citizen}- Jontarr: Now with taxes done, I get to start the tiring process
            of trying to hook some more gigs for the year
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: ... so you can owe more taxes. Right.
-{Citizen}- Jontarr: owe giant hornet more
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: ...
-{Citizen}- Jontarr: what the
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: WHAT is that nickname
-{Citizen}- Jontarr: fucking..owe EQELS more
-{Citizen}- Jontarr: equals? whatever
-{Citizen}- Jontarr: <=>



-{Citizen}- Rosuav: TinTin++, it's a client
-{Citizen}- Eodan: he's saluting with the emote, but he's doing it in
            person, not on the channel
-{Citizen}- Halyanne: Ros, the ; is starting a new line
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Haly, suggest typing this:
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: #config verbatim on
-{Citizen}- Halyanne: that worked



-{Citizen}- Uggah: If they did something dumb, they'd have to gather acorns
            in the forest sanskrista gear



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-{Citizen}- Jontarr: yup, today is a typo dya
-{Citizen}- Jontarr rol
-{Citizen}- Jontarr rolls his eyes



-{Citizen}- Daekyn puts on sunglasses and goes outside at night in the
            freezing cold to sit on a lawn chair and enjoy his ice cream
            cone
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: and is better with ketchup
-{Citizen}- Mylana: So much better.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: The cold never... ahem.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn projectile vomits yellow, orange, and other multi-hued
            chunks!
-{Citizen}- Larenth: with one of those mirror-thingies that people use to
            reflect the sun at their face?
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: And a dab of sun screen on my nose
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: One of these, Larenth?
            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Brpa63ACcAAGQl4.jpg
-{Citizen}- Larenth: scary that you were ready with that picture....
-{Citizen}- Larenth: >.>
-{Citizen}- Rosuav nods
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I am scary.
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: sunscreen = ketchup
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: Once mastered, those who employ google-fu can be
            unnaturally fast
-{Citizen}- Rosuav agrees wholeheartedly with Daekyn
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: once *mustard
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: The novice dodges the Google.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: The apprentice calls upon the Google for help.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: The master embraces the Google and is the Google.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn grabs Gesslar by the shoulders and shakes him. "WHAT IS
            WRONG WITH YOUUUUU. I CONDEMN-MENT YOUUUUU"
-{Citizen}- Larenth: he grew up in a Google-Shu monestary where they taught
            him all the evil secrets of Googling
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: And Larenth, there are no evil secrets of Googling.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: That is their policy.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: The Google-Fu master will tell you to snatch the
            youtube link from his hand
-{Citizen}- Mylana: Daekyn, Gesslar mayo may not be trolling you.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Food for thought, Mylana...
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: I've definitely heard worscestershire.
-{Citizen}- Gesslar: definitely relish our bacon forths
-{Citizen}- Mylana: aaaahaha
-{Citizen}- Mylana hugs Daekyn
-{Citizen}- Mylana: have you tried ketchup in coffee yet?
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I would probably continue this conversation, but I
            don't want to encourage you when you're clearly fishing for
            condiments.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: Did you know that the bird is the word? He heard. She
            heard.. I'm sure you mustard.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: Look, I started a bit behind in this pun war. Gettin
            kinda tired of playing ketchup.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Yeah, and trying to stop all the different puns is like
            playing guacamole.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: We should b-ranch out. Puns should be less chees-y and
            more grave-y.
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: This is america. We put ranch, cheese, and gravy on
            everything. Shuddap.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: I think you're beating the dead-horse here.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Which is a form of payback, in that I don't think you
            call it that over there.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: (At the risk of explaining the joke, "dead horse" is
            Aussie slang for tomato sauce.)
-{Citizen}- Larenth: I think that last citizen should get moved to trivia
-{Citizen}- Rosuav: Larenth, that sounds like a spot of
            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comeback_sauce
-{Citizen}- Daekyn: Heading back to the 90's, I would say that anything
            involving a horse is, while not quite tubular, it is at least
            somewhat raddish.



You say, "You get up the next morning and explore this charming township."
You say, "It's not huge, though it's certainly bigger than a village."
Chadur [ooc] Is there a library?
Thor [ooc] yay! lets burn the books!
You say, "There is a library on the main road, with a huge stone book on its
    facade. The headboard identifies this as the Department of Law and
    Mythology, and shows that it is now open."
Chadur goes in and looks up the Powerhouses Charter
You say, "Inquiries are taken to a Research Assistant, and if s/he can't help
    you, they will be passed along to a Senior Research Assistant, and thence
    to a Researcher, a Senior Researcher, and finally on to the Research
    Coordinator."
You say, "Your query results in a series of complicated gestures at some arcane
    device, which spits out a five-digit number."
Chadur [ooc] Dewey-decimal number?
DMR [ooc] Maybe. Could be Huey-Hexadecimal or Louie-Octal too.
Research Assistant says, "I know where we have to go!"
You say, "He leads you to a place of ancient books, several of them written in
    some kind of runic language. You take down a copy of the Powerhouses
    Charter and open it - it's all runes, you can't read any of it."
You say, "But as you open it, out falls a folded map, which unfolds and lands
    on the floor."
Chadur opens up the map.
You say, "It shows a path through some mountains, and finally has a big X
    marking a destination."
You share http://lingaspect.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/troll-map.png
You say, "But I don't think you need the image to know what this map looks like"
Chadur asks the Assistant where the map is showing.
You say, "The assistant has no idea what you're talking about, doesn't care
    anyway, has completed his contractual duty, and returns to his desk to
    watch cat videos on the fantasy equivalent of Youtube."



Feric [trivia] Who here knows anything about Windows Media Player?
Rosuav [trivia] I know it's annoying and I avoid it in favour of VLC.
Griswyl [trivia] I know you need to use VLC
[trivia] Rosuav gives Griswyl a high-five!
Kiyaneh [trivia] I've used it but I'd rather use VLC
Feric [trivia] Hmm
Kiyaneh [trivia] Why do you ask?
Feric [trivia] I'm trying to view a video I have, and it keeps talking
     about not having a proper codec or something.
Rosuav [trivia] Get VLC
[trivia] Feric grumbles
[trivia] Kiyaneh agrees wholeheartedly with Rosuav
Rosuav [trivia] (Are you sensing a bit of a theme here?)
Griswyl [trivia] http://www.videolan.org/vlc/index.en_GB.html
Feric [trivia] Thanks. Hopefully this will work
Rosuav [trivia] It usually does.
... pause ...
Feric [trivia] Seems to have solved my problems. Thanks guys



-{Citizen}- Gesslar sneaksneaksneaks
-{Citizen}- Gesslar hugs you
-{Citizen}- Rosuav is minorly creeped out
-{Citizen}- Gesslar shifts the middle finger up a half-step.
-{Citizen}- Rosuav is Majorly creeped out
-{Citizen}- Gesslar exclaims, "HEEEEEE!"


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